HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! I usually only post Game of Thrones-related materials mid-week, but I’m clearly making an exception. Oh, and this post will be spoilery for Season 4 and Season 5 Game of Thrones. You’ve been warned.
I thought it’d be nice to reminisce about Jon Snow’s first love, his true love, Ygritte the Wildling.
Ygritte was lovely, and fun. And super-threatening. Like all the time!
A bit of a classic crazy ex-girlfriend.
Ygritte: What are you doing running away? We had sex! We had Cave Sex!
Jon: Sorry about that. About the running away, I mean. Not sorry about the cave sex. That was awesome.
Jon’s relationship with Ygritte got him into some hot water…
Thorne: We should kill you for sleeping with a wildling, boy.
Maester Aemon: Jon slept with a wildling boy? I don’t think that’s against the rules.
Thorne: I clearly used a comma!
Eventually, the two star-crossed lovers were reunited. But sadly, they had no chance to kiss and make up. Their love was cut short by Olly the archer who put an arrow through Ygritte, killing their love like some bizarro version of Cupid.
Although Ygritte was gone, she was hardly forgotten. Everyone seemed to be bringing up Jon’s relationship with Ygritte, either to their advantage or just to bust on Jon.
Jon: Sorry Mance, I was a true-blue Black Brother the entire time!
Mance: Even when you were sleeping with Ygritte?
Jon: How’d you know about that?
Mance: Didn’t. Just guessed, but now I know.
Slynt: Don’t vote for Jon! He has sex with wildlings!
Night’s Watch: *mumble mumble*
Sam Tarly: Don’t bury the lead, Slynt. He had sex with a hot redhead. It was Cave Sex!
Jon: It was pretty awesome.
Night’s Watch: Sorry Slynt. We millennials approve of Jon’s progressive agenda.
Melisandre: Likes redheads? Nice…
Melisandre: I hear you like redheads. I like guys who aren’t Stannis.
Jon: Sorry, but what Ygritte and I had was special. She’d threatened me with genital mutilation, you see.
Melisandre: I do have some leeches. I could put them on your –
Jon: Tempting. I’ll pass.
Anyway, if you get a chance today, tell someone that you love them. It’s Valentine’s Day! And hopefully no one reading this has to worry about Olly showing up and spoiling their day.
(Comments are always welcome. Super welcome! But if you want to talk spoilery Game of Thrones talk with me (also welcome) I’d invite you to visit my Safe Spoilers page on my backup blog. That way my non-book-reading friends won’t be shocked with foreknowledge.)
Images from HBO’s Game of Thrones (obviously.)
I make no claims to the images, but some claims to the text. So there.
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